Third encounter:
The Green Lantern alone:
So The Green Lantern decides to go to one of his best friends’ wedding. Everyone at that wedding loves The Green Lantern, and treats him like family. The groom, The Green Lantern.’s friend, is the Juggalo. Out of nowhere at the wedding reception, out pops Black Steve. And he’s just causing a big scene, harassing everyone at the party, and then he notices The Green Lantern.
It turns out Black Steve is the adopted cousin of the Juggalo. So The Green Lantern is like “OH....SHIT, this is bad.” so Black Steve runs off, gets drunk, and does something stupid which causes a big ruckus. So The Green Lantern goes up to the Juggalo and says “HEY, this guy, get him out of the wedding because he will touch your DICK.” and the Juggalo is like “Oh.... Yeah that’s just my cousin... I hate him too.”
So Black Steve walks up to The Green Lantern and the Juggalo, and then starts walking around the wedding reception saying “You should get this guy The Green Lantern out of the wedding. He’s BAD NEWS.” and he just keeps repeating that over and OVER.
About an hour after that, Black Steve had harassed too many people, and they kicked his ass out of the wedding reception.
It turns out Black Steve is the adopted cousin of the Juggalo. So The Green Lantern is like “OH....SHIT, this is bad.” so Black Steve runs off, gets drunk, and does something stupid which causes a big ruckus. So The Green Lantern goes up to the Juggalo and says “HEY, this guy, get him out of the wedding because he will touch your DICK.” and the Juggalo is like “Oh.... Yeah that’s just my cousin... I hate him too.”
So Black Steve walks up to The Green Lantern and the Juggalo, and then starts walking around the wedding reception saying “You should get this guy The Green Lantern out of the wedding. He’s BAD NEWS.” and he just keeps repeating that over and OVER.
About an hour after that, Black Steve had harassed too many people, and they kicked his ass out of the wedding reception.
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