First Encounter

First encounter:

We went to this place in Illinois it’s a... BMX... little trail thing, Narnia, we went there to eat pizza.  We were just standing around the fire pit, eating pizza, and then this guy comes up out from nowhere and goes “What’s up guys?”.  He was BLACK, so it was awkward already.  It was me, The Green Lantern, and Skins Mcgee, and this guy just comes in and invites himself into our circle.  He pulls out a bag of tobacco and offers it to us, which we decline, and so he starts chewing on it.  
We ask him his name, and he says his name is Steve.  So we continued eating pizza, and he starts talking about his life, how he got kicked out of his house, and arrested that weekend for- and I quote “helping some girl not get raped” and apparently that girl pressed charges on him for assault.  So we talked to him for a little bit, and I thought he was a liar of course, he probably raped the girl, and then he starts asking us questions.  
He looks directly at me and asks if I’ve ever been in a three-some or a four-some. He said they’re pretty enjoyable.  Then he looks at The Green Lantern and says “Hey, we should have sex.” The Green Lantern ignores him and keeps eating pizza.
Then Black Steve gazed into my eyes and asked “Do you feel out of place surrounded by all of us?”  I looked at him and asked what he meant, and he said  “You’re surrounded by three BIG BLACK DICKS.”  This was the first time I had ever felt insecure about the color of my skin.  I look at him and say “Oh well not really.”  So he looks at The Green Lantern and asks “How big is your dick? I’ll bet mine is bigger than yours.”  And he starts padding The Green Lantern’s dick through his shorts.  The Green Lantern starts backing away, and then Black Steve tries to grab onto The Green Lantern’s dick, but The Green Lantern backs away.
Then he reaches for Skins Mcgee’s dick.  Skins Mcgee backs away saying “NOOOO.”
Black Steve looks at me and starts reaching, so I put my fist in the air and back away.  

Then Black Steve just stands there for a little bit and starts talking about his sexual experiences.  Then Black Steve says he’s going to get his phone, and disappears back into the bushes.  We all go for the exit.  Back Steve grabs his flashlight and starts shining it everywhere, calling out “WHERE ARE THESE NIGGAS?!” so we get in the fucking car, and fucking drive away.”