Fourth encounter:
We’re walking around downtown. Oh hey, it’s Black Steve. We run away.
We’re walking around downtown. Oh hey, it’s Black Steve. We run away.
Fifth encounter:
We’re driving down Lewis Ave, and there’s Black Steve on his bike just Black Steveing it up. And then that made us realize that oh shit, Black Steve is everywhere in Waukegan. We need to be fucking careful.
Sixth encounter:
Hey look, more backstory!
We’re driving down Lewis Ave, and there’s Black Steve on his bike just Black Steveing it up. And then that made us realize that oh shit, Black Steve is everywhere in Waukegan. We need to be fucking careful.
Sixth encounter:
Hey look, more backstory!
So, the Juggalo told The Green Lantern a lot of the story about Black Steve and their childhood.
Apparently when the Juggalo and Black Steve would go up to this cabin for vacation with the family, Black Steve would chase his other young female cousins around, hunt them down in the forest, pin them to trees, and force them to make out with him.
Apparently when the Juggalo and Black Steve would go up to this cabin for vacation with the family, Black Steve would chase his other young female cousins around, hunt them down in the forest, pin them to trees, and force them to make out with him.
So one day one of the girls runs to the Juggalo and tells him everything, so the Juggalo, 11 or 12 years old at the time, goes “Oh shit, I’m gonna knock this motha fucker out.” So the Juggalo goes out into the woods, finds Black Steve, and decks him in the face, and just leaves him there and walks away.
So Black Steve walks in like an hour or two later and goes HEY Juggalo punched me in the face, get him in trouble.
So the Juggalo gets into a lot of trouble, and Black Steve gets off scott free because no one knows what his deal is.
So the Juggalo gets into a lot of trouble, and Black Steve gets off scott free because no one knows what his deal is.
So then the Juggalo comes up to The Green Lantern one day (in the present day now) and goes “Hey, guess what, Black Steve is homeless.” So J.J. is like “What? What happened?” So the Juggalo proceeds to tell him this story.
Black Steve’s adopted family got fed up with him because very time they left him alone for an extended period of time, Black Steve would cause trouble with fucking EVERYTHING. They had even set up cameras so that they would be able to see what he did when he was alone.
So they leave one day for thirty minutes to go to the supermarket or something, and they thought Black Steve could handle being alone for thirty minutes.
THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG.
They get back, and oh shit, the walls of the living room are covered in blood. Blood? W-what? Black Steve where are you?! He comes out, and he’s also covered in blood. They asked him “Why is there fucking blood everywhere? What did you do?!” So Black Steve’s reply was looking them dead in the eye and saying “I don’t know, it just kinda happened. It was like that when I got here.”
So, they decided to look at the cameras and view the records, because he’s obviously a fucking liar because he’s Black Steve. So they look at the cameras, and they press play.
So they leave one day for thirty minutes to go to the supermarket or something, and they thought Black Steve could handle being alone for thirty minutes.
THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG.
They get back, and oh shit, the walls of the living room are covered in blood. Blood? W-what? Black Steve where are you?! He comes out, and he’s also covered in blood. They asked him “Why is there fucking blood everywhere? What did you do?!” So Black Steve’s reply was looking them dead in the eye and saying “I don’t know, it just kinda happened. It was like that when I got here.”
So, they decided to look at the cameras and view the records, because he’s obviously a fucking liar because he’s Black Steve. So they look at the cameras, and they press play.
They saw themselves walk out of the house, and not five minutes later did Black Steve bring both of the family cats into the living room, pick them both up by the tails, and start smashing them and hitting them against the wall until they died.
So the family confronts Black Steve, and they say “Hey Black Steve, get the fuck out of the house, we don’t want you around anymore.” So goes “Okay.” and leaves.
So what Black Steve has been doing is sneaking into his adopted parents’ backyard and sleeping in the tree house or hammock or whatever the fuck they have back there. So they have to keep shooing him away like a fucking dog.
To be continued...
So the family confronts Black Steve, and they say “Hey Black Steve, get the fuck out of the house, we don’t want you around anymore.” So goes “Okay.” and leaves.
So what Black Steve has been doing is sneaking into his adopted parents’ backyard and sleeping in the tree house or hammock or whatever the fuck they have back there. So they have to keep shooing him away like a fucking dog.
To be continued...
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