Second Encounter

Second encounter: 

It was a pretty long night of eating pizza.  We’re all like “HEY!  We’re hungry!  Let’s go eat fucking McDonalds at 12am!” so we go to McDonalds, and then after a while someone walks in. The Green Lantern sorta recognizes him, and says “Ohhh hey we should leave.” and we’re all kinda like “Whyyyy?” because we were really bloated from eating so much pizza.  So this black guy walks over and stops at our table.  I look up, and I’m like “OH SHIT, It’s BLACK FUCKING STEVE.”  He get’s all of our names wrong for some reason, called The Green Lantern ‘KYLE’, and he harasses us for a good ten minutes before a McDonalds employee comes over and tells him hey, leave, or we’re gonna call the cops, you’re fucking creepy.

So Black Steve starts saying “I GOT SHIT ON YOU GREEN LANTERN!  I GOT SHIT ON YOU! I COULD RUIN YOU!” over and over for no reason until they make him leave. 

Encounter 2.5:

The Green Lantern went to Narnia with his friends to eat more pizza, and they meet some of the BMXers who also enjoy eating pizza, and they ask The Green Lantern “Hey, you’re not friends with this Steve guy, are you?”  So The Green Lantern.’s like “Is he black?”  And the BMXer is like “Yeah, how did you know?”

The BMXer starts telling The Green Lantern a story about how they met Black Steve there in Narnia, and the only thing that Black Steve did was talk about his sexual encounters and try to touch ALL of their penises.