Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Encounter

Fourth encounter:

We’re walking around downtown.  Oh hey, it’s Black Steve.  We run away.

Fifth encounter:

We’re driving down Lewis Ave, and there’s Black Steve on his bike just Black Steveing it up.  And then that made us realize that oh shit, Black Steve is everywhere in Waukegan. We need to be fucking careful.

Sixth encounter:

Hey look, more backstory!  

So, the Juggalo told The Green Lantern a lot of the story about Black Steve and their childhood.
Apparently when the Juggalo and Black Steve would go up to this cabin for vacation with the family, Black Steve would chase his other young female cousins around, hunt them down in the forest, pin them to trees, and force them to make out with him.  

So one day one of the girls runs to the Juggalo and tells him everything, so the Juggalo, 11 or 12 years old at the time, goes “Oh shit, I’m gonna knock this motha fucker out.”  So the Juggalo goes out into the woods, finds Black Steve, and decks him in the face, and just leaves him there and walks away.

So Black Steve walks in like an hour or two later and goes HEY Juggalo punched me in the face, get him in trouble.
So the Juggalo gets into a lot of trouble, and Black Steve gets off scott free because no one knows what his deal is.

So then the Juggalo comes up to The Green Lantern one day (in the present day now) and goes “Hey, guess what, Black Steve is homeless.” So J.J. is like “What?  What happened?” So the Juggalo proceeds to tell him this story.  

Black Steve’s adopted family got fed up with him because very time they left him alone for an extended period of time, Black Steve would cause trouble with fucking EVERYTHING.  They had even set up cameras so that they would be able to see what he did when he was alone.

So they leave one day for thirty minutes to go to the supermarket or something, and they thought Black Steve could handle being alone for thirty minutes.
THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG.
They get back, and oh shit, the walls of the living room are covered in blood.  Blood?  W-what?  Black Steve where are you?!  He comes out, and he’s also covered in blood.  They asked him “Why is there fucking blood everywhere?  What did you do?!”  So Black Steve’s reply was looking them dead in the eye and saying “I don’t know, it just kinda happened.  It was like that when I got here.”
So, they decided to look at the cameras and view the records, because he’s obviously a fucking liar because he’s Black Steve.  So they look at the cameras, and they press play.  

They saw themselves walk out of the house, and not five minutes later did Black Steve bring both of the family cats into the living room, pick them both up by the tails, and start smashing them and hitting them against the wall until they died.
So the family confronts Black Steve, and they say “Hey Black Steve, get the fuck out of the house, we don’t want you around anymore.” So goes “Okay.” and leaves.

So what Black Steve has been doing is sneaking into his adopted parents’ backyard and sleeping in the tree house or hammock or whatever the fuck they have back there.  So they have to keep shooing him away like a fucking dog.

To be continued...

Third Encounter

Third encounter:

The Green Lantern alone:

So The Green Lantern decides to go to one of his best friends’ wedding.  Everyone at that wedding loves The Green Lantern, and treats him like family.  The groom, The Green Lantern.’s friend, is the Juggalo.  Out of nowhere at the wedding reception, out pops Black Steve.  And he’s just causing a big scene, harassing everyone at the party, and then he notices The Green Lantern. 

It turns out Black Steve is the adopted cousin of the Juggalo.  So The Green Lantern is like “OH....SHIT, this is bad.” so Black Steve runs off, gets drunk, and does something stupid which causes a big ruckus.  So The Green Lantern goes up to the Juggalo and says “HEY, this guy, get him out of the wedding because he will touch your DICK.” and the Juggalo is like “Oh.... Yeah that’s just my cousin... I hate him too.”
So Black Steve walks up to The Green Lantern and the Juggalo, and then starts walking around the wedding reception saying “You should get this guy The Green Lantern out of the wedding.  He’s BAD NEWS.” and he just keeps repeating that over and OVER.

About an hour after that, Black Steve had harassed too many people, and they kicked his ass out of the wedding reception.

Second Encounter

Second encounter: 

It was a pretty long night of eating pizza.  We’re all like “HEY!  We’re hungry!  Let’s go eat fucking McDonalds at 12am!” so we go to McDonalds, and then after a while someone walks in. The Green Lantern sorta recognizes him, and says “Ohhh hey we should leave.” and we’re all kinda like “Whyyyy?” because we were really bloated from eating so much pizza.  So this black guy walks over and stops at our table.  I look up, and I’m like “OH SHIT, It’s BLACK FUCKING STEVE.”  He get’s all of our names wrong for some reason, called The Green Lantern ‘KYLE’, and he harasses us for a good ten minutes before a McDonalds employee comes over and tells him hey, leave, or we’re gonna call the cops, you’re fucking creepy.

So Black Steve starts saying “I GOT SHIT ON YOU GREEN LANTERN!  I GOT SHIT ON YOU! I COULD RUIN YOU!” over and over for no reason until they make him leave. 

Encounter 2.5:

The Green Lantern went to Narnia with his friends to eat more pizza, and they meet some of the BMXers who also enjoy eating pizza, and they ask The Green Lantern “Hey, you’re not friends with this Steve guy, are you?”  So The Green Lantern.’s like “Is he black?”  And the BMXer is like “Yeah, how did you know?”

The BMXer starts telling The Green Lantern a story about how they met Black Steve there in Narnia, and the only thing that Black Steve did was talk about his sexual encounters and try to touch ALL of their penises. 

First Encounter

First encounter:

We went to this place in Illinois it’s a... BMX... little trail thing, Narnia, we went there to eat pizza.  We were just standing around the fire pit, eating pizza, and then this guy comes up out from nowhere and goes “What’s up guys?”.  He was BLACK, so it was awkward already.  It was me, The Green Lantern, and Skins Mcgee, and this guy just comes in and invites himself into our circle.  He pulls out a bag of tobacco and offers it to us, which we decline, and so he starts chewing on it.  
We ask him his name, and he says his name is Steve.  So we continued eating pizza, and he starts talking about his life, how he got kicked out of his house, and arrested that weekend for- and I quote “helping some girl not get raped” and apparently that girl pressed charges on him for assault.  So we talked to him for a little bit, and I thought he was a liar of course, he probably raped the girl, and then he starts asking us questions.  
He looks directly at me and asks if I’ve ever been in a three-some or a four-some. He said they’re pretty enjoyable.  Then he looks at The Green Lantern and says “Hey, we should have sex.” The Green Lantern ignores him and keeps eating pizza.
Then Black Steve gazed into my eyes and asked “Do you feel out of place surrounded by all of us?”  I looked at him and asked what he meant, and he said  “You’re surrounded by three BIG BLACK DICKS.”  This was the first time I had ever felt insecure about the color of my skin.  I look at him and say “Oh well not really.”  So he looks at The Green Lantern and asks “How big is your dick? I’ll bet mine is bigger than yours.”  And he starts padding The Green Lantern’s dick through his shorts.  The Green Lantern starts backing away, and then Black Steve tries to grab onto The Green Lantern’s dick, but The Green Lantern backs away.
Then he reaches for Skins Mcgee’s dick.  Skins Mcgee backs away saying “NOOOO.”
Black Steve looks at me and starts reaching, so I put my fist in the air and back away.  

Then Black Steve just stands there for a little bit and starts talking about his sexual experiences.  Then Black Steve says he’s going to get his phone, and disappears back into the bushes.  We all go for the exit.  Back Steve grabs his flashlight and starts shining it everywhere, calling out “WHERE ARE THESE NIGGAS?!” so we get in the fucking car, and fucking drive away.”

Introduction

Although some of these events seem extremely severe, they were all dealt with properly by the people directly involved.  Feel free to enjoy how messed up this is without feeling bad.

Also, for future reference, The Green Lantern  and Skins Mcgee are black, The Druid is white.  

Events 1 through 6 were direct interviews from The Druid.